April 10, 2013

What they said...

While I'm cooking dinner in the kitchen and Isaac is "in charge" of Hope.
Me: Hey Isaac, how is Hope doing?
Isaac: She's good. She's just eating her spit.

Isaac: Are we going to have a 100 babies?
Me: Why would you like to have a 100 babies?
Isaac: Yeah, I think that would be cool.

Grace: Doggie not named doggie.
Me: You're right, he's Isaac.
Grace: Yeah.
Me: Okay, so what's his name? (pointing to Isaac)
Grace: Doggie.
Glad we got that settled. 
Isaac (Doggie) caught a lizard. 
When I was sick dying from the stomach flu Grace tells me (while giving me shots from  her doctor kit): "Momma, I fix your belly, so Jesus make you happy."
Then she begins applying her fake lipstick to my lips saying: "Dis will help your belly. I promise."

While having a sit down with all the kids.
Me: Hopie Girl is starting to roll over, so we really need to keep an eye on her.
Isaac: So, like she could roll in the toilet?

Matt holding up one of Hope's socks: Is this yours Kristin??
Me: Really, you think that is mine.
Matt: Well, is it?

As I am kneeling down on the tile floor giving Grace, Isaac and Hope a bath.
Isaac: Mom do you ever take baths.
Me: Yes. Why does it seem like I do?
Isaac: No.
Hmmmmm... okay, always something for me to work on. :)


  1. I am dying at the bath comment! Nothing like kids to keep you humble!

    Matt no knowing the difference between your socks and Hope's is pretty funny. You must have TINY feet.

  2. Oh man, great minds think alike, I posted Maggie's funnies today and it even has a bath picture!!

    Phil does the same thing to me with the laundry - he gives the kids my clothes or gives me their clothes. At least John-Paul is ten so we're getting closer in size, but still....

  3. The sock question...hilarious!

  4. I am def in favor of you having 100 babies!!

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